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Script-Coms™ grew out of my dyslexic brain doing somersaults around traditional storytelling. I don’t process text like most people — I experience it like sound, rhythm, cadence, and pacing. So I built a narrative format that actually matches the way I think: prosodic, visual, fast, and emotionally direct.

Stories That Wake Me Up at 4 A.M.

My upcoming book will be released in early 2026 — the genesis of the Found Family Holiday movement.

Found Family 365™ — a year-long episodic storytelling project on Substack, built around giving the book away as it’s created.

Found Family 365™ is a serialized, queer, heartbreak-fueled sitcom-in-prose where every episode delivers chaos, comfort, and comedy, all while building a chosen family the readers get to be part of.

Here’s the very first story in my 2026 year-long, episodic Substack Found Family 365™ book-giveaway project:

—The Programming of David—

The next installment drops Friday, January 2, 2026, and then every single Friday for the entire year. I want you right there with me — week after week — building this thing in real time. No ghosts. No “I’ll catch up later.” We’re doing this together.

Each episode stands on its own. Full arc. Full comedy. Full-color characters. Thoughts you can’t unthink. Scenes you’ll see in your head like you walked straight into their living room without knocking.

My mind isn’t built like a book — it’s built like TV. So this project is pure episodes: bingeable, re-readable, shuffle-friendly chaos. Start in the middle, start at the end… the stories still hit.

For the lore-hungry: if you want the deeper history, my book Found Family shows you where these characters lived before they marched into Found Family 365™.
Felix? Adopted queer superhero energy.
Stephanie? The defender who’ll read your soul and return it upgraded.
David? The chaos gremlin whose entire personality is buffet-based.
These characters existed before — now they exist louder.

Brag that you found me early. Because I’m absolutely going to brag that when you subscribed to Found Family 365™, you didn’t just join a newsletter…

You found family.

And now, a final note — because Felix’s mother demands it.
We cannot have an announcement without mentioning The Alta. Felix Fontaine was adopted by Alta Fontaine, and this entire universe began with that big, ridiculous, operatic bang. Every character in this world is auditioning for their own genre, but Alta is the only one who got the part six months ago, signed the paperwork, and framed it.
When this inevitably becomes a movie, the role of Alta will be cast, performed, and vigorously embodied by Angelina Jolie. It’s already in the contract. Alta wrote it herself.

Before you go — here’s how this whole adventure started.
Picture The Beverly Hillbillies. It begins in the woods, a rifle shot, oil erupting, and suddenly the strangest family in America is barreling toward Beverly Hills in a truck powered entirely by hope and loose screws.

I reimagined that storytelling structure and turned it into a book — Found Family, launching January 2026. It’s my modern-day big bang.
But the magic? It’s here on Substack. This is where the living, breathing, chaos-driven weekly show actually happens.

Subscribe — free or paid — and you get all 52 episodes of Found Family 365™ delivered weekly throughout 2026. Paid subscribers get the double book giveaway:

Found Family, the moment it’s released
Found Family 365™, as a commemorative book when the year ends

One subscription. Two books. Fifty-two episodes. And a front-row seat to the circus.

And since I am, at the very heart of it all, the full embodiment of a homosexual Oprah Winfrey:
You get a book.
You get a book.
You — yes, you in the back with the iced latte — you get a book.
Give me engagement? I’ll give away books. I don’t want to make profit. I want to make family.

Instead of mindlessly watching TV, imagine being hooked on a show that makes you read. A show where you say, “Damn, the next episode drops Friday.”
That’s the system I’m building.
That’s the experience I’m creating.
Pull up a seat. Sit a spell. Y’all come back now.

The adventure starts now with this early release. If I hit 100 followers on the free tier, I’ll drop another episode immediately.

You came this far — you’re one link away.
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—TV Now Has A Fabulous Font—
This is the best thing not on Netflix (yet).
Delivered free like PlutoTV — but without corporate sponsorship. My only “commercials” are SNL-style sketches introducing new worlds I can’t wait to write: sci-fi, psychological thrillers, more funny stories that shouldn’t work but absolutely do, more chaos, more family.

— Louis Clifford Caldwell Jr.
An American Queer Dyslexic Storyteller